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22-02-2016, 11:21 AM
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Is it going to be like on David Attenborough's programme with the bower building and shuffling from side to side display shaking your bootie?


Shuffling?. . .shuffling? . . I'll have you know I am a superb little mover when I put me mind to it!
I taught our Myrtle all she knows, and look at her go on the dance floor now!


Have no fear, he will go weak at the knees and be totally mesmerised. We will be married on his birthday this spring.
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22-02-2016, 11:45 AM
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Shuffling?. . .shuffling? . . I'll have you know I am a superb little mover when I put me mind to it!
I taught our Myrtle all she knows, and look at her go on the dance floor now!


Have no fear, he will go weak at the knees and be totally mesmerised. We will be married on his birthday this spring.
Oh Mups, I can't wait ! Will I be permitted to kiss the groom.... or are you going to keep him all for yourself?
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22-02-2016, 12:00 PM
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Oh Mups, I can't wait ! Will I be permitted to kiss the groom.... or are you going to keep him all for yourself?
Whatever you do Twink, don't let me kiss the groom.......it will be the kiss of death from Arty Goldfinger....
Pretty boys beware of this heart of gold.....this heart is cold.
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22-02-2016, 12:08 PM
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Whatever you do Twink, don't let me kiss the groom.......it will be the kiss of death from Arty Goldfinger....
Pretty boys beware of this heart of gold.....this heart is cold.
Art I know you so well and understand your feelings, but please don't frighten Nom before he has said "I do" and signed the register. Then you can do as you please! Mups may be a little upset at his demise but, as soon as she inherits all that booze, she will soon get over it!
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23-02-2016, 12:09 AM
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I've been making a list things I must attend to:

1. Confirm hotel room booking.
2. Take mini tape recorder for when he confesses where booze is kept.
3. Obtain sedatives incase he gets over-excited.
4. Strong rope to tie him to table leg.
5. Pack soft pillow incase he turns me down. . . .
6. Sexy nightie incase he doesn't. . .
7. LARGE jewellery box to keep my ring in.

That should do for now
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23-02-2016, 12:11 AM
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Re: The origin and history of the poink

Originally Posted by mups ->
i've been making a list things i must attend to:

1. Confirm hotel room booking.
2. Take mini tape recorder for when he confesses where booze is kept.
3. Obtain sedatives incase he gets over-excited.
4. Strong rope to tie him to table leg.
5. Pack soft pillow incase he turns me down. . . .
6. Sexy nightie incase he doesn't. . .
7. Large jewellery box to keep my ring in.

That should do for now
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23-02-2016, 12:13 AM
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Thank you Myrtle. Let me know if there is anything else you can think I might need, won't you.
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23-02-2016, 12:15 AM
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Thank you Myrtle. Let me know if there is anything else you can think I might need, won't you.
Of course I will Mups ... but I think the other ladies will have more "ideas" than me
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23-02-2016, 12:17 AM
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Don't forget to pack your poinker protection!
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23-02-2016, 12:18 AM
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Don't forget to pack your poinker protection!
 
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