26-02-2018, 12:03 PM
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The Beast from the East is upon us...we have filled the bath with coal, got some candles in, topped up the spam supply...according to the BBC weather experts by Wednesday we will look similar to the ice moon Enceladus.I am expecting reports of incompetence and mismanagement, Trains cancelled due to " Snow on the line" hiring replacement busses, with predictable results, airports will be fighting a losing battle, with cancelled flights, and some numpty of a TV reporter, up to his waist in a blizzard driven snowstorm, somewhere up north, will be telling the incredulous population of marooned families" Do not drive unless your journey is necessary" Aerial shots of lorries and cars marooned on snow packed motorways, and fire service film of rescues of twonks who thought they could walk on 1 inch of ice over their local duck pond
We are doomed I tell you!
26-02-2018, 12:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Rehab44
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The Beast from the East is upon us...we have filled the bath with coal, got some candles in, topped up the spam supply...according to the BBC weather experts by Wednesday we will look similar to the ice moon Enceladus. I am expecting reports of incompetence and mismanagement, Trains cancelled due to " Snow on the line" hiring replacement busses, with predictable results, airports will be fighting a losing battle, with cancelled flights, and some numpty of a TV reporter, up to his waist in a blizzard driven snowstorm, somewhere up north, will be telling the incredulous population of marooned families" Do not drive unless your journey is necessary" Aerial shots of lorries and cars marooned on snow packed motorways, and fire service film of rescues of twonks who thought they could walk on 1 inch of ice over their local duck pond
We are doomed I tell you!
Yes Rehab, and those 'twonks' will be the ones who threw a stick across the ice for their dog to retrieve.
And don't forget thousands will be sitting on floors in hospitals because there are no trolleys to put them on when they've all slipped on the ice.
We will all need to buy spam by the barrow load.
The news'll be full of it by tomorrow. We'll be snowed in for a month.
You stay safe now.
26-02-2018, 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups
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Yes Rehab, and those 'twonks' will be the ones who threw a stick across the ice for their dog to retrieve. And don't forget thousands will be sitting on floors in hospitals because there are no trolleys to put them on when they've all slipped on the ice.
We will all need to buy spam by the barrow load.
The news'll be full of it by tomorrow. We'll be snowed in for a month.
You stay safe now.
gets some coal in love, extra blankets, heaters, and man just coming to the boil...it could last for 4 whole days! 
26-02-2018, 12:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Rehab44
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And you Mups gets some coal in love, extra blankets, heaters, and man just coming to the boil...it could last for 4 whole days!
I will dear, thank you for your concern.
I am sending you an extra hot water bottle. x
26-02-2018, 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Nom
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Snow is just starting here, bad timing as ive 5 hospital appointments this week dont want to miss them as ive been waiting for months for some of them.Did some stocking up of groceries just in case i end up housebound.
26-02-2018, 03:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Julie1962
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It's really cold here I've put the heating on first time in weeks.
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