Re: Dear Agony Aunt.

Just as well I don't buy the Sunday papers. The Daily Mail will have a field day.

Free inside, your xx page supplement of the royal wedding!!

Gah!!!!! Hope the fuss will have died down by Monday, unless I wait till Tuesday.

I have nothing against dear Harry. It's her I have no interest in.

Still, my darling dog will want walks throughout the day and evening, so I have no need to stay in and watch telly.

Re: Dear Agony Aunt.

Cheeky blighter.
You're getting too old to keep playing hard to get Nomkins.

Re: Dear Agony Aunt.

Now behave missus, i have lost count of the times ive emerged from ya pond at the bottom of Mups Mansion, only to find you gazing up the trouser leg of Tree Fella.

Re: Dear Agony Aunt.

Ooh I remember that scene, I like Colin firth.

As for the hunky tree man, I think he preferred younger saplings.

Re: Dear Agony Aunt.

I think she's a born actress, couldn't be natural if she tried.

Re: Dear Agony Aunt.

I'm going backpacking & camping around the Peak District for a few days, from Thursday 17th to Monday 21st - no TV & no papers

Re: Dear Agony Aunt.

Listen to CD's, watch DVD's, have an all day out on the day, do a lot of gardening. Do not watch the news or read about it. Just a few suggestions.

Re: Dear Agony Aunt.

Even leaving the country would't work. It'll be on everywhere there's a TV screen, even in remote Himalayan places. Going to somewhere that doesn't have a TV should be OK but be prepared to camp for a while because the recordings will be played over and over for a few days. After that, it might be safe to come home.

Re: Dear Agony Aunt.

They should let Graham Norton do the commentary, it would be worth watching then.

Re: Dear Agony Aunt.

I was thinking he same LD, as long as they are not cringing hat doffers.