Re: Dear Agony Aunt.
Nom, Couldn’t you spend the time at St Mary’s Island in Whitley Bay?
You could catch fish with your hands and cook them on an open fire you had made.
Later, you could sleep on the sand or even in a hammock. If you were really lucky, a mermaid might swim up to St Mary’s Lighthouse and you could beckon her over.
You could serenade her on your air guitar and show her.... your bird pics!!
Mmmm, what an idyllic time you would have, away from the fiasco taking place in Windsor!!