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16-04-2019, 10:43 AM
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Wind Up!!

My window cleaner,keeps trying to wind me up,..he knows he can wind me up,...only I have at last,cottoned on to it,..I'm ready for his next visit,


Are you easily wound up?

Or are you pretty savvy ?


Now please don't try and wind me up about this thread,
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16-04-2019, 11:02 AM
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Does he say “ if I don’t see you next week, I’ll see you through the window “ ?
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16-04-2019, 11:07 AM
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Re: Wind Up!!

I don't think he is a stalker!
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16-04-2019, 12:35 PM
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Re: Wind Up!!

Originally Posted by Primus1 ->
Does he say “ if I don’t see you next week, I’ll see you through the window “ ?
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16-04-2019, 12:37 PM
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Re: Wind Up!!

Next time he's on the ladder, pop up from under the bedroom window wearing a scream mask..... Just for a laugh like.
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16-04-2019, 01:13 PM
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Re: Wind Up!!

I’m a bit naughty and sometimes l lie on the floor and pretend to be dead. My family are used to me doing it now and tickle me when l do it!
On second thoughts, maybe it’s not naughty but a bit sick.

I also used to put one of my hairpieces (from years ago) and pillows to look like a body, under the duvet in my children’s beds.
They used to walk in their bedroom and gasp, thinking some stranger was in their bed!
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16-04-2019, 01:16 PM
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Re: Wind Up!!

Originally Posted by pauline3 ->
My window cleaner,keeps trying to wind me up,..he knows he can wind me up,...only I have at last,cottoned on to it,..I'm ready for his next visit,


Are you easily wound up?

Or are you pretty savvy ?


Now please don't try and wind me up about this thread,
Pauline, Tell him, he’s a pane!
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16-04-2019, 02:27 PM
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Re: Wind Up!!

Originally Posted by Artangel ->
I’m a bit naughty and sometimes l lie on the floor and pretend to be dead. My family are used to me doing it now and tickle me when l do it!
On second thoughts, maybe it’s not naughty but a bit sick.

I also used to put one of my hairpieces (from years ago) and pillows to look like a body, under the duvet in my children’s beds.
They used to walk in their bedroom and gasp, thinking some stranger was in their bed!


Oh Art,that is so funny ,I have done the same,..I've laid on the floor,making out I was dead,..even put ketchup over my face,how sick is that...and the other morning,whilst staying at my sons,he asked me,to go,to,Sainsburys ,where the ATM is,which is outside,and asked me to use his card,to find out his balance,..what I did was,..I got it to also print my balance out,and showed him my one instead of his,..you should have seen the look on his face!!.....

Absolutely priceless !
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16-04-2019, 04:52 PM
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Re: Wind Up!!

Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
Next time he's on the ladder, pop up from under the bedroom window wearing a scream mask..... Just for a laugh like.



You're wicked, you are!
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16-04-2019, 05:17 PM
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Re: Wind Up!!

Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
Next time he's on the ladder, pop up from under the bedroom window wearing a scream mask..... Just for a laugh like.

Ive already done that,..without the mask,..and he nearly fell off his ladder!.

 
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