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17-07-2019, 12:59 PM
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No Judd! It wasn't 'Well said' by any stretch of the imagination. It was both rude, and ungentlemanly as well as being quite uncalled for.
Shame on the pair of you.




Now then, I have had a very busy day and I have got to be up early again in the morning, so I do not want any of your late night creeping about and upsetting me dogs.
In fact, I would be grateful if you could bugger off to bed early yourself if you please.
You might just get into my good books for five minutes then - you know you want to.


If I was rude then I apologise...... now where have I heard that recently?

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Can he do anything useful.... we are talking about Dongle?
I can leave the toilet seat up.

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17-07-2019, 01:31 PM
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I can leave the toilet seat up.

And we can superglue it down, and beware we will notice any splashes!
We could use your leggings to wipe them all off!
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17-07-2019, 06:32 PM
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And we can superglue it down, and beware we will notice any splashes!
We could use your leggings to wipe them all off!


Yes Twink, it is an eternal problem with their species, isn't it. They are notorious for making a mess everywhere, dirty beasts. Quite unlike us well mannered damsels with our immaculate habits.

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17-07-2019, 06:45 PM
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Yes Twink, it is an eternal problem with their species, isn't it. They are notorious for making a mess everywhere, dirty beasts. Quite unlike us well mannered damsels with our immaculate habits.

They don't understand perfection !
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17-07-2019, 08:11 PM
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They don't understand perfection !
Any idea where we can see an example of it?
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And we can superglue it down, and beware we will notice any splashes!
We could use your leggings to wipe them all off!
Mmm. I'm thinking cling film now.
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17-07-2019, 08:15 PM
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Yes Twink, it is an eternal problem with their species, isn't it. They are notorious for making a mess everywhere, dirty beasts. Quite unlike us well mannered damsels with our immaculate habits.

Men tend to confine their possessions to one small area like an armchair for instance, whereas wimmin spread their toot all over the house.

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17-07-2019, 10:36 PM
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They don't understand perfection !

Sadly, tis true.

Us lovely ladies try so hard to teach them as well.
Poor dears, so sad. Sigh . .
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17-07-2019, 10:38 PM
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Men tend to confine their possessions to one small area like an armchair for instance, whereas wimmin spread their toot all over the house.



You wee in your armchair???



You see, this is another problem.
Why don't men pay attention to what us ladies are talking about!
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