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Re: Wouldn’t You Like One Of These?

Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
He certainly loves shakin' seven bells out of Googly, his soft toy friend.

What will you call the boy Art? Mia & ???
Longy, l thought Farrow would be good, then l would have Mia and Farrow. Original or what?!!
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Have You considered breast feeding Art?...much better than sticking a dummy into Babys gob
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Thumb in mouth ??? maybe - and, although I don't want to encourage you with this Artangel - Sid - definitely Sid ??? maybe Sam. ??? possibly Tommy ???? or maybe Tarquin - yes Tarquin.
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Originally Posted by pauline3 ->
Art,..what are you gonna come up with next?

Does she sit on your lap...come quiz night...down at the pub?

Long as you've changed her nappy!....
No Pauline, l have to leave her in the boot of the car as kids aren’t allowed in the pub.
She doesn’t like it but mother’s have to have a break, don’t they?
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Thumb in mouth ??? maybe - and, although I don't want to encourage you with this Artangel - Sid - definitely Sid ??? maybe Sam. ??? possibly Tommy ???? or maybe Tarquin - yes Tarquin.
Aerolor, Tarquin, would suit your little chappie, it sounds classy!

It would go well with your surname.. Farquhar, isn’t it?
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No Pauline, l have to leave her in the boot of the car as kids aren’t allowed in the pub.
She doesn’t like it but mother’s have to have a break, don’t they?
You can't do that Artangel. I'm gonna report you for child cruelty.
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Have You considered breast feeding Art?...much better than sticking a dummy into Babys gob
May, l didn’t like to mention that as l have to admit, l am a militant breastfeeder. You know, any place, any time... baby comes first and all that.
I’ve had a few giving me the evils but when l threaten to deck them, they back off.
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17-07-2019, 04:21 PM
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You can't do that Artangel. I'm gonna report you for child cruelty.
....well don’t ask me to babysit when you want a night out. You can ask someone else to look after your Tarqy.





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Lovely as they are, I am all 'babied out' and that includes dolls. 5 grandchildren in quick succession (2 sets of twins) is enough for anyone
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Lovely as they are, I am all 'babied out' and that includes dolls. 5 grandchildren in quick succession (2 sets of twins) is enough for anyone
Oh, Meg, you’d love one. Chloe, would love one too. You could get a baby carrier for the ‘baby’ and go for your usual walks over the hills and far away.
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