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18-07-2019, 01:50 PM
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I relieve any stress by kicking you wimmin out of the LTP. Good exercise too - I've got a right leg like Arnold Schwarzenegger's
Try kicking with the other leg, that way they will be the same size and you wont keep falling over!
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18-07-2019, 01:55 PM
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Try kicking with the other leg, that way they will be the same size and you wont keep falling over!
Have you tried kicking with both legs at the same time Twinkles?
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18-07-2019, 01:58 PM
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Have you tried kicking with both legs at the same time Twinkles?
I can do anything! I am a woman!
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18-07-2019, 02:02 PM
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I can do anything! I am a woman!
Ah, ended up flat on your back did you..... perfect!
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18-07-2019, 02:06 PM
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Ah, ended up flat on your back did you..... perfect!
Don't be silly, of course I didn't!

Oooh don't step back, Murtagh has left you another present.

Ooops too late!
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18-07-2019, 02:10 PM
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Don't be silly, of course I didn't!

Oooh don't step back, Murtagh has left you another present.

Ooops too late!
You don't know how true that is. We encourage him to sleep a lot.
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18-07-2019, 02:43 PM
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I can do anything! I am a woman!
Like making love while having a headache?
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18-07-2019, 02:56 PM
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Like making love while having a headache?
I am never bored enough to have a headache, at times like that!
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18-07-2019, 05:02 PM
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I am never bored enough to have a headache, at times like that!
Are you using 'bored' as a verb?

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18-07-2019, 05:09 PM
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Shouldn't you '''ladies''' be making Victoria sponges or sewing socks or something?

Or, walking 10 metres in front of us geezers, just in case there are any Lions in the undergrowth.
 
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