02-03-2018, 11:41 AM
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Who hasn't wanted to time travel after reading HG Wells The Time Machine.I once did, but now know that I could not stop myself from preventing something that had affected me from happening. Knowing that you could stop a life from being snatched from you would be too great a temptation and an opportunity I could never miss.
It will be a brave inventor of a workable time machine who would allow any mere mortal to time travel when knowing what flaws and emotions we have.
02-03-2018, 11:54 AM
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Does anyone ever feel like a Big Dic............................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ...........................tionary?
02-03-2018, 01:43 PM
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Originally Posted by spitfire
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Does anyone ever feel like a Big Dic............................................... .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ...........................tionary?
02-03-2018, 01:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Pug
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"I have a vewwy gweat fwiend in Wome named Biggus Dickus"...[nobody chucked at the pic I posted then? Am I...[gulp]...NOT David Bailey?...]
we can only work with the material we're given??
02-03-2018, 03:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Jem
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Any idea of the date of that paper clipping Sweetie? It must be pre 1922 as we were no longer part of Great Britain after that year.
Found some really fascinating stuff on Dublin. I may post it later.
02-03-2018, 04:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Pug
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"I have a vewwy gweat fwiend in Wome named Biggus Dickus"...[nobody chucked at the pic I posted then? Am I...[gulp]...NOT David Bailey?...]
Alwaaaays look on the briiight side of life .
02-03-2018, 06:18 PM
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I had a giggle at your picture Pug me lad, and fair play to you, It takes a good snow plough driver to drive through a group of polar bears without sweeping them up with the rest of the snow, God bless your eyesight young man.I’m a good environmentalist so I left instructions with the wife to bury me without clothes and give my best suit to Oxfam so one of their workers in Haiti will look respectable the next time he visits a brothel.
The Blushing Corpse
By Jem.
At great shock and surprise to us
Uncle Harry was knocked down by a bus
Gods will, ‘cos he was sick and couldn’t be cured
Luckily he was with the Woolwich and well insured.
Aunt Betty set the ball in motion
And he lay in the chapel with great devotion
Little did they know as they all knelt
Harry was lying in the box in his pelt.
Father O’Toole said a few kind words
And the choir sang out the usual chords
Suddenly a thump was heard on the coffin lid
“Don’t panic, I’ll open it” cried old Uncle Sid
Harry stood up all sad and forlorn
Naked as the day he was born
Face as red as the rising sun
With all the ladies looking at his cute little bum.
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