Spiders
Isn't it strange how if there is a spider on the ceiling somewhere, I always look up at that precise moment, and spot it.
I don't believe I would have looked up if there hadn't been anything there, so what makes me look up just at that moment? It's not as if I have seen it move out of the corner of my eye.
Today, on my bathroom ceiling, I saw the biggest spider in the whole world, bigger than a football.
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(I'm getting a bit carried away now, but it wasn't 'arf a size!
Now I know some of you will say I'm wicked, but I swatted it. It is common a reaction to something we are frightened of, probably learned from my mother, who was terrified of 'em.
Then tonight, on my kitchen ceiling, it's brother was sat there, watching me. Now if that mammoth thing had come down his web on me during the night, nobody here would ever hear from me again - because I would be dead, with a heart attack.
I have never had spiders as big of footballs indoors before, I hope I don't get any more either!