26-09-2019, 04:13 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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Yup. Bulldogs, nettles and wasps spring to mind. 
26-09-2019, 04:14 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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It was indeed a winner but it was one of those Spanish ones they sell in their Tat markets. Therefore Tabbard will have to travel to Spain to collect her 14 Euros.Off you go Tabs.
26-09-2019, 04:16 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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They look like they have been sucking sherbet lemons at the moment. 
26-09-2019, 04:18 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
See if we care what you say about us, you nincompoops!We know you are only rude to us because secretly you are afraid you will succumb to our bewitching beauty and allure otherwise.
We ladies are fully aware of the signs that of you weakening daily. You will very soon be totally helpless and obey our every command . . . . . such as bugger off.
26-09-2019, 05:11 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Silver Tabby
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Pear drops are nicer - off you go to the sweetie shop and buy us some.
26-09-2019, 05:13 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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See if we care what you say about us, you nincompoops!We know you are only rude to us because secretly you are afraid you will succumb to our bewitching beauty and allure otherwise.
We ladies are fully aware of the signs that of you weakening daily. You will very soon be totally helpless and obey our every command . . . . . such as bugger off.
My dearest Mups. I was just building up to saying something really lovely to you, something that would send you weak at the knees.... but the oven is ready and I have to shove the chips in. See you later.
26-09-2019, 09:37 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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I got half a pound of space ships so that when you have sucked all the sherbet out, the lot of you can go on a trip to a black hole somewhere in the universe.
... OMG what am I doing - having a conversation with someone of male persuasion.
I need to lie down in a dark room.
Mups, Twinks, help me!!
26-09-2019, 10:38 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Silver Tabby
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Oooh - I used to like those - saw some in The Range last week and bought some - but they didn't taste the same ...... OMG what am I doing - having a conversation with someone of male persuasion.
I need to lie down in a dark room.
Mups, Twinks, help me!!
Fear not Tabby, I heard you calling and came as quick as I could.
Firstly, do not worry about almost having a conversation with the Dongle.
Try to stay positive as it was only a short one, and you came to your senses quite rapidly.
Just incase you feel you might not sleep tonight though, I have left our most potent 'Anti-Male' potion by your bedside. It is very pleasant and palatable, and you only need a few sips.
You will then sleep peacecully, and wake up tomorrow full of energy and renewed desire to rid our establishment of those nuisance 'thingy's.'
26-09-2019, 11:52 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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See if we care what you say about us, you nincompoops!We know you are only rude to us because secretly you are afraid you will succumb to our bewitching beauty and allure otherwise.
We ladies are fully aware of the signs that of you weakening daily. You will very soon be totally helpless and obey our every command . . . . . such as bugger off.
Nice one...
26-09-2019, 11:54 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Silver Tabby
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Oooh - I used to like those - saw some in The Range last week and bought some - but they didn't taste the same ...... OMG what am I doing - having a conversation with someone of male persuasion.
I need to lie down in a dark room.
Mups, Twinks, help me!!
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