Re: Limericks. (New).

When Cyril enrolled at the gym
Because he wanted to get slim
He bought trainers and tops
From his local sports shops

Re: Limericks. (New).

When Cyril enrolled at the gym
Because he wanted to get slim
He bought trainers and tops
From his local sports shops
Which did what it said on the tin.



Now ready for the beach, fit and toned

Re: Limericks. (New).

Now ready for the beach, fit and toned
With fake tan and body honed

Re: Limericks. (New).

Now ready for the beach, fit and toned
With fake tan and body honed
A tight pair of Speedos

Re: Limericks. (New).

Now ready for the beach, fit and toned
With fake tan and body honed
A tight pair of Speedos
To boost his libido

Re: Limericks. (New).

Now ready for the beach, fit and toned
With fake tan and body honed
A tight pair of Speedos
To boost his libido
He was just like Superman cloned.



With sunbed and towel he strode to the sand

Re: Limericks. (New).

With sunbed and towel he strode to the sand
Then layed himself down, hoping to get tanned

Re: Limericks. (New).

With sunbed and towel he strode to the sand
Then layed himself down, hoping to get tanned
But his plans came to nought

Re: Limericks. (New).

With sunbed and towel he strode to the sand
Then layed himself down, hoping to get tanned
But his plans came to nought
When his Speedos on a nail he caught

Re: Limericks. (New).

With sunbed and towel he strode to the sand
Then layed himself down, hoping to get tanned
But his plans came to nought
When his Speedos on a nail he caught
And he covered himself with his hands.



The ladies all giggled and blushed