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Attaboy Jem, that's the spirit.
He has been offered a job (part time) as cultural ambassador for the remote island of Craggy Island, former home of Ted Crilley.
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Dear Uncle V, I do hope I can call you V, V for victory that is. I write to you via your poxy proxy RJ who is always leading us up the garden path with tales beyond our imaginations. One such as you - congrats first of all on reaching the big 100 -what on earth does it feel like cause we all here are following on. But do rejoice with a glass of port or two and bill them to me -Gumbud OZ - they all know me here!

Now that you are 100 and have your freedom back perhaps you can use your fingers to good use instead of nefarious pursuits? Get old RJ to get you a 'tablet' - I trust you already have the skill of typing -olivetti trained no doubt like my good self and start your anals - you know everything that you have passed so far - put it on down on paper via your tablet of course and have it bound - very bound and we will all here, the very merry band of reprobates accept your first free copies.

again many happy returns V, may you return for the 200 also!
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Gumbud, I knew I could rely on you to give your best shot for, or at me, uncle V will be delighted with your astute comments.
A surprise party has been organised by his dear old mum and dad.
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A surprise party has been organised by his dear old mum and dad.
I hope young master Vivian behaves himself at the party with his Mam and Dad there, no naughty jokes and silly pranks. Is Methuselah going to the party?
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I hope young master Vivian behaves himself at the party with his Mam and Dad there, no naughty jokes and silly pranks. Is Methuselah going to the party?
I've heard that a young fellow called Adam and his wife are attending dressed as 'fig leafs' and bring a basket full of apples to tempt us all with??
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Crikey
Would you have ADam & Eve'd it?
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Crikey
Would you have ADam & Eve'd it?
yep and then they went up the apples and pears and we have the mess that we are in now!!
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22-09-2016, 11:39 AM
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Every race has it's own version of how mankind began, handy little tales to explain to children when they ask the type of questions that we ourselves don't know the answers to. "Where do we go when we die Daddy?" Isn't it better to tell them that when they die they go to a happy place rather than scaring the life outa them telling them what actually happens... saying they are put into a hole in the ground and eaten by maggots?, beats me how atheists explain these things to kids.

How did it all begin, what do you think?
Is Adam and Eve the missing link?
Ponder away as much as you can
On the transition from beast to man
Contradict me I dare ye
But the pair of them had to be very hairy
Find the answer and then praise the Lord
You’ll be the one who found the lost umbilical cord.
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TUT! I dunno what's wrong with you,Jem.
Y'listen to US,y'don't listen to THEM.
THEY'RE all just heathens,there's nothing they know
but WE'VE got it right,so to Heaven we'll go!

[apply to whichever faith happens to be relevant]
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Hi Pug welcome back - no;no I like to see your front too!

I thought we had time

I thought we had time little brother
To sink a draught or two
I thought we had time
To tell some tales of you

I thought we had the time
To cross the pond once more
To share your crazy humor
But time just closed the door



We all wanted some more time
But thought it spun for ever
There was unfinished epoch tales
That could again bring us together

But we thought that we could play with time
Control it everyday
We had time machines strapped to our wrists
Displayed on mobile trays

We had calendars that spun the time
From month to month to year
We thought we had it all planned out
But forgot the man up there

So now little brother, I spend my time
Thinking of what might or could have been
I’m sure you’re having fun up there
With those others all unseen

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