Am I being used?

I’m currently in a relationship with a woman I met in Tesco. We lunged for the same pack of reduced sausages at the same time. I got there first, but she ripped the sausages out of my hand and threw them into her trolly before I knew what was happening. I think that was the thing that first attracted me to her; her strength. Anyway, we got chatting and ended up arranging to meet for coffee the next day. Things progressed and she started coming round to my flat two or three times a week. On one of her visits, she asked if she could do a bit of tidying up for me. I couldn’t see any harm in it, and I had let the place get a bit messy. Things progressed and before long she was turning up with cleaning products and getting my vacuum out, and dusting things. She told me that she enjoyed doing housework.

One evening while we were sitting together on the sofa, and she was telling me what we could be watching on tv if I had one, I decided it was time for things to progress a little, and tried to undress her. She gently, but firmly, stopped me, and said she wasn’t ready yet, and would I mind waiting a bit longer. Meanwhile, she has continued to regularly call round to clean my flat. I know I’m probably just being silly, but I can’t help wondering if she is only interested in me for my housework.

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Of course she is! Has she progressed to the windows yet? Sound like a keeper to be honest

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Nice punchline Harbal. Twas worth the wait

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The thing is, Pixie, I suspect she might also be cleaning for someone else, behind my back.

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Hmmm, Sausages Harbal, she might just be "Stringing" you along.

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Ahh well...maybe she is picking up tips then, and bringing them over to yours so she can do better job?

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Harbal, change your name to Henry, she might be more receptive.

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Hahahaha! Very funny

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Hmmm I may try lingering at the reduced sausages. 😐

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You joke, Spit, but for all I know there could be any number of other poor suckers letting her do for them. I can't really say "being taken to the cleaner's", as she goes to them.