30-09-2015, 10:33 AM
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Re: What is it with these men?
Originally Posted by Hanfonius
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All of these stories above - absolutely amazing...Perhaps the worst one I've heard of is in our own little village here. There are rumours, and I stress rumours, that one man had sex with ..... dare I tell you? ... with a woman!!!!
Oh, Yuck..!!!
Give me my faithful old tractor any day of the week..!!!
30-09-2015, 11:46 AM
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Re: What is it with these men?
Originally Posted by Honey
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It's actually quite common to find guys have had treatment for the removal of bottles, light bulbs and anything else that fits inside their rectum, seems they've got it covered both ways!
30-09-2015, 11:51 AM
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Re: What is it with these men?
Originally Posted by mart
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The thread title infers that only men would use strange objects for sexual gratification. It's almost guaranteed to make men point out that there are probably a good number of women who could be thought weird or sick because of their sexual activities and objects used. I daresay the hospitals could tell a few stories regarding either sex.
I guess that's not really bizarrely strange, but I find it strange to read stories of women who buy produce (bananas, cucumbers, etc) specifically for pleasuring themselves.
30-09-2015, 12:22 PM
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I don't think it matters what floats your boat if it's done behind closed doors and the curtains are drawn. Many people we meet probably do use toys but it doesn't make any difference to anyone outside of that private environment what is done or how.All I'd say to ether sex is to think twice about any aspect that might offend others (anything done in public for instance) or need medical attention to sort out ..and stay away from my Renault Megane if seen in a car park when the desire is strong.
30-09-2015, 12:28 PM
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Re: What is it with these men?
Originally Posted by mart
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I don't think it matters what floats your boat if it's done behind closed doors and the curtains are drawn. Many people we meet probably do use toys but it doesn't make any difference to anyone outside of that private environment what is done or how.All I'd say to ether sex is to think twice about any aspect that might offend others (anything done in public for instance) or need medical attention to sort out ..and stay away from my Renault Megane if seen in a car park when the desire is strong.
01-10-2015, 10:36 PM
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Re: What is it with these men?
Originally Posted by uncle salty
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Thank you for ruining lasagna for me. Forever.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portnoy%27s_Complaint
02-10-2015, 01:08 AM
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Re: What is it with these men?
Originally Posted by mart
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Reminds me of a book called 'Portnoy's Complaint'. See the the mention of 'liver' in the first paragraph of this Wikipedia page:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portnoy%27s_Complaint
Oh, no you don't. I'm not falling for it.*
(repeating in my head, don't open the page don't open the page...)
02-10-2015, 07:19 AM
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Originally Posted by uncle salty
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Oh, no you don't. I'm not falling for it.*(repeating in my head, don't open the page don't open the page...)
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