16-05-2017, 01:37 PM
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I’ve just thought of the ideal cure for wrinkles, and yes folks I’m giving it to you all for free!Seeing that women can have silicon implants in their breasts, why not implant two well shaped silicon pads into each cheek of the bum, it would stretch the skin on the body and gravity would drag the wrinkles out of the face to facilitate the extra skin needed to fill the silicon pads, simple, you have a lovely smooth face and a well shaped arse all in the one go! No to mention every hard surface you had to sit on would be a joy, everyone’s a winner.
When you have that sorted (and the family can’t keep you off Skype
) concentrate on the spare tyre, give me a few weeks and I’ll have that sorted too. Experts? who needs them, just send your personal body problems on to Gemma and we’ll have you looking like a teenager in no time.
16-05-2017, 02:48 PM
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just hit a little goldmine compliments of the net and youtube - 400 episodes of " Last of the Summer Wine" the series is very expensive to buy in OZ so enjoying trolling through them - quality is not perfect but good - ads interrupt but can be deleted and all in all a joy to watch. Love yorkshire anyway and the laid back lifestyle that used to be!
16-05-2017, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by gumbud
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really I thought he was my uncle? 
Good heavens chum..are we long lost twins, separated at birth?
In a parallel universe I came across a bloke in Liverpool who claimed that my Aunt Phythian (Vivian's spouse) was also a relly
16-05-2017, 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by spitfire
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RJ, if I lived down your neck of the woods, was relatively well to do, with pretentious upper middle class aspiration, and an eye for politics, I would buy a Goldfish and call it Amber Rudd.
Hmmm, Jonathan Swift eat your heart out.......... Spitty, your alluding to anthropomorphism is more accurate than you think. Ms A Rudd lives with a certain Mr A Sparrow.
Genesis 1.28
God blessed them and said to them, "Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground."
16-05-2017, 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Pug
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Yebbut,Genesis 1.28 DOESN'T mention woodworm![who tend not to fly,stroll around hillsides admiring the views,or indulge in freestyle swimming]
...which was JOLLY handy for that Noah chappie. I bet he wasn't even the TEENSIEST bit miffed...
You need to read the non seminary book by Julian Barnes ISBN 9780995400120 (1989)
A History of the World in 10 1/2 .Chapters
The presence of woodworm on the ARK is covered in some depth.
17-05-2017, 12:41 PM
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I just noticed that you are a new member Robert Junior, 16 posts already wow!. that’s the way to do it, Welcome to the forum and looking forward to your future posts.There are a few strange characters in this section, may take a while to figure them out, but underneath it all they have hearts of gold.Why not introduce yourself in the introduction section?
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