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A Bloke came running out of the Ladies Public Toilets covered in Blood and screaming.

"What happened?" said his pal.

"I'm not sure", the bloke replied, "All I did was press the ATR button and I was stabbed in the bum 5 times".

"Ah!" said his pal "That would be the Automatic Tampax Remover Button"!
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17-10-2019, 09:41 PM
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A Bloke came running out of the Ladies Public Toilets covered in Blood and screaming.

"What happened?" said his pal.

"I'm not sure", the bloke replied, "All I did was press the ATR button and I was stabbed in the bum 5 times".

"Ah!" said his pal "That would be the Automatic Tampax Remover Button"!
Ouch!! LOL!
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17-10-2019, 09:58 PM
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It's funny 'cos it's true!
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It's funny 'cos it's true!
Yes!! definitely!
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19-10-2019, 12:21 PM
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Wardrobe malfunction!

I keep telling Marge: this would not happen if you didn't have so many boots and shoes (to say nothing of handbags, coats, tops, skirts, etc, etc).

We'd been out for a couple of hours and she hadn't noticed.
I did a similar kind of thing a few years ago! Going out to a nice
restaurant for dinner -- all dressed up - jewellery, etc. Half way
through dinner found out I had two entirely different earrings!

One black and white stripe -- the other pink !!

I suppose today that would be regarded as 'trendy'!!!
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19-10-2019, 12:22 PM
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.


"What are you doing?" she asked.


"Hunting flies", her husband responded.


"Oh. Killing any?" she asked.


"Yep, 3 males, 2 females," he replied.


Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"


"Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone," he said
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19-10-2019, 01:44 PM
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I did a similar kind of thing a few years ago! Going out to a nice
restaurant for dinner -- all dressed up - jewellery, etc. Half way
through dinner found out I had two entirely different earrings!

One black and white stripe -- the other pink !!

I suppose today that would be regarded as 'trendy'!!!
Of course it's trendy!

You could do a lot worse...
like wearing a nose ring!
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19-10-2019, 01:45 PM
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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.


"What are you doing?" she asked.


"Hunting flies", her husband responded.


"Oh. Killing any?" she asked.


"Yep, 3 males, 2 females," he replied.


Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"


"Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone," he said
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