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I worked as a Scatologist for a while but was just going through the motions.
(I had to look that up. )

It sounds a rather shitty job to me.
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(I had to look that up. )

It sounds a rather shitty job to me.
Yes, it does sound pants.
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I asked my wife what she would like for her birthday. She said surprise me, so I phoned her from Bangkok.
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I went through an expensive and painful procedure yesterday, having had my spine and both testicles removed. Still, some of the wedding presents were fantastic.
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I went through an expensive and painful procedure yesterday, having had my spine and both testicles removed. Still, some of the wedding presents were fantastic.
Wow! Marge didn't quite go that far when we were married.
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Wow! Marge didn't quite go that far when we were married.
What about since?
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Doctor: “Well - Mrs. Smith, it would seem that you're pregnant.”

Mrs. Smith: “Wow!, that's wonderful, I'm pregnant?!”

Doctor: “I only said that it seems so. Here's our weight loss brochure.”
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Doctor: “Well - Mrs. Smith, it would seem that you're pregnant.”

Mrs. Smith: “Wow!, that's wonderful, I'm pregnant?!”

Doctor: “I only said that it seems so. Here's our weight loss brochure.”
Brilliant! Told Marge.
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Just finished making presents for the people I hate


Excellent!

I know them all with the exception of the 'e' at the end of 'arse'.
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Cadbury Flake I believe
 
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