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Mups Judd is a menace, but i have found a nice place for him to take his Easter holiday. His room is a very desirable igloo, in Greenland.
I asked if it had an ensuite bathroom, but they told me that it is even better than that...... he can just take a pee through the igloo entrance, without getting out of bed.

I think this is the place for him don't you? Oh the only problem is there is no broadband there so he can't use his PC.


That sounds ideal Twink, though such a shame about no broadband .

As for peeing out the igloo entrance, I have heard he does that anyway, out of his bedroom window - according to his neighbour - so that won't bother him.

We must make arrangements to take him to the station, make sure he goes.
Don't suppose it is a double igloo by any chance, we could pack Dongle off then as well. They'd be company for each other. See, I am not completely heartless.
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18-04-2019, 12:07 PM
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That sounds ideal Twink, though such a shame about no broadband .

As for peeing out the igloo entrance, I have heard he does that anyway, out of his bedroom window - according to his neighbour - so that won't bother him.

We must make arrangements to take him to the station, make sure he goes.
Don't suppose it is a double igloo by any chance, we could pack Dongle off then as well. They'd be company for each other. See, I am not completely heartless.
What an excellent idea, I will change to booking to a double Igloo.... because they will need somebody to talk to when they have no internet!
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What an excellent idea, I will change to booking to a double Igloo.... because they will need somebody to talk to when they have no internet!
Us fellas are used to living with 'Icy' conditions, it's all part of the training.
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Us fellas are used to living with 'Icy' conditions, it's all part of the training.
What! Does that mean you really are frigid?
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What! Does that mean you really are frigid?
Well we start off cool but end up frozen out
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Block your ears Twink, don't listen to the rogue, he is just trying to make us feel sorry for him with his sob story.
He'd soon be made to eat his words if Mrs. D knew.



Quite pleasant in here today without too many intruders, isn't it. I thought we might even chance leaving our new patio doors open to the sunshine. We could leave a few rat traps about, just incase. . .




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18-04-2019, 03:32 PM
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Block your ears Twink, don't listen to the rogue, he is just trying to make us feel sorry for him with his sob story.
He'd soon be made to eat his words if Mrs. D knew.



Quite pleasant in here today without too many intruders, isn't it. I thought we might even chance leaving our new patio doors open to the sunshine. We could leave a few rat traps about, just incase. . .


Some rats wear heavy boots though!
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18-04-2019, 05:31 PM
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Block your ears Twink, don't listen to the rogue, he is just trying to make us feel sorry for him with his sob story.
He'd soon be made to eat his words if Mrs. D knew.



Quite pleasant in here today without too many intruders, isn't it. I thought we might even chance leaving our new patio doors open to the sunshine. We could leave a few rat traps about, just incase. . .




See how you lot always resort to violence to get what you want. If you really understood us men, you would know that a little bit of pampering and some praise would go a long way. So be a luv and get us some beers out of the fridge before you start the washing up.

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Some rats wear heavy boots though!
We need those to kick you lot out.
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18-04-2019, 05:53 PM
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We need those to kick you lot out.
Oh I can see the headlines now Dongle..........

Brave workmen stagger from LTP thread, covered in blood, after their failed attempt to remove the Amazon style ladies from their private home"

 

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