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08-03-2019, 11:41 AM
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Disgusting

We ordered a Chinese takeaway from a local place (I won't name them) just been to pick it up and as I was driving home, I heard the bags rustling and moving!!WTF??!!!
I thought what the hell is that. Has something got in the bag, I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out at me. I was driving so I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the prawn crackers, I thought its got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down ...

And there it was ...





















... A Peeking Duck!!!
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08-03-2019, 11:48 AM
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Ha ha! Very good.
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08-03-2019, 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by JBR ->
We ordered a Chinese takeaway from a local place (I won't name them) just been to pick it up and as I was driving home, I heard the bags rustling and moving!!WTF??!!!
I thought what the hell is that. Has something got in the bag, I thought I could see a little pair of eyes peering out at me. I was driving so I leaned forward, picked up the bag, put it on the passenger seat and there it was again, more rustling and little eyes looking out behind the prawn crackers, I thought its got to be a rat or a mouse or something, so I carefully pulled the bag down ...

And there it was ...





















... A Peeking Duck!!!

I wasn't suckered JBR, no one orders a Chinese Takeaway at this time of day.
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08-03-2019, 12:03 PM
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You're quackers!









Well, someone had to say it!
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08-03-2019, 12:07 PM
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You're quackers!









Well, someone had to say it!
Yes, at least you had the Chicken Balls to say it.
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08-03-2019, 12:07 PM
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I was expecting peeking rat so you were lucky imo.
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08-03-2019, 12:09 PM
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Yes, at least you had the Chicken Balls to say it.
Nah! I'm vegetarian!
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08-03-2019, 01:40 PM
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Very good JBR.
You had me going there.
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08-03-2019, 05:08 PM
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Did he have the cost of the take-away on its bill?
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08-03-2019, 06:12 PM
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The Ducking Stool for you JBR for that ghastly story ! !
 
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