Gentlemen....
There seems to be a schism forming on here that threatens to disrupt the general goodwill, friendliness and bonhomie for which the site is renowned. The problem concerns Carol Vorderman and her ample charms.

You see, there are tough, red-blooded, chiselled good looking guys like me who definitely would give her one. In fact, whoever pulled me out of Carol would become King of England.

Then there are mincing, lavender-scented screaming Snowflakes who wouldn't, yet still stalk any threads about gorgeous wimmen in a bid to hide the fact that if they were any further in the closet they'd have snow on their shoes.
Of course most of you would never have the opportunity to lay your cheeks on her cheeks...and talking of arseholes.....get a life! Grown men gossiping about disliking a women’s arse and boobs, ffs!

I think she looks grotesque.

And she reckons to be an RAF officer. I wonder how well that's gone down in the mess?

I think she looks grotesque.

And she reckons to be an RAF officer. I wonder how well that's gone down in the mess?

A Group Captain

Haha! I Thought you were going to say his hit "I Go Ape" for a minute there John

this fellow is extremely jealous of her behind!