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05-07-2021, 11:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
I've already got some nice polythene ones for you dear.
I would never have thought for one minute that you of all people would be into auto-erotic asphyxiation.
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05-07-2021, 11:56 PM
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Right. Work on the morrow so I'll bid you goodnight and allow Mups (who's lurking in the shadows), to be the LTP just for once. Notice that I'm allowing her to be the LTP, not because of her own merits.

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06-07-2021, 12:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
I would never have thought for one minute that you of all people would be into auto-erotic asphyxiation.


That wasn't quite what I had in mind though.
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06-07-2021, 12:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
Right. Work on the morrow so I'll bid you goodnight and allow Mups (who's lurking in the shadows), to be the LTP just for once. Notice that I'm allowing her to be the LTP, not because of her own merits.



I know you will still lurk - not that I don't trust you exactly, but I've learned from experience.

Anyway, why is a retired man still working? You been telling us porkies about retirement? Tut tut.

Goodnight all.
Sweet dreams.
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06-07-2021, 12:59 AM
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Yes, Judd tells porkies about his retirement. No harm to us ladies with the tales, so long as it keeps him away from here.

Longie and Spitty should pay attention. Wait a sec....they already know how to tell porkies. Darn it!

I am going to sleep on this. Night all. Stay tuned...
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06-07-2021, 06:32 AM
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Mornin Geezers, what's all this about porkies? You Scratching about for duff information guys only spout about stuff based on facts, as we see it, how you interpret those facts is up to you, having made that clear, time for the first of 30+ mugs of tea of the day, and a stock check of the Chocy Alpen.
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06-07-2021, 07:26 AM
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good morning geezers and porkies for brekkies, i mean
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06-07-2021, 08:00 AM
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Good morning Lady Lasters! Tea and porkies and asphyxiation? My goodness how the conversation twists and turns.
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06-07-2021, 02:47 PM
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Good morning. For those who are confused about where this conversation has been, and more important, where it is going, here is an update.

1...No males of any species allowed here unless they take their turn catering to the whims of the females posted here.

2...Read rule #1, and repeat as needed until you fully comprehend the rules stated in this post.

There. Have a good day everyone. I intend to.
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06-07-2021, 03:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Right Now ->
Good morning. For those who are confused about where this conversation has been, and more important, where it is going, here is an update.

1...No males of any species allowed here unless they take their turn catering to the whims of the females posted here.

2...Read rule #1, and repeat as needed until you fully comprehend the rules stated in this post.

There. Have a good day everyone. I intend to.
That made me laugh Righty ...... but only for one second, now off you go and don't come back.
 
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