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15-09-2019, 09:16 PM
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Re: Quilted toilet paper - the latest rip of toilet scam!

Originally Posted by AnnieS ->
Wouldn't the environment be saved if humans farted less?
Oooo! She said 'farted'!

Ladies don't use the word 'fart', Annie. They say 'fluff'.
Perhaps the other ladies on here might disagree and suggest an alternative genteel term.
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15-09-2019, 09:18 PM
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Re: Quilted toilet paper - the latest rip of toilet scam!

Originally Posted by Baz46 ->
Perhaps some entrepreneur or inventor should come up with how to use any spare methane gas to subsidise the gas supply, or sell it back to the gas companies like spare electricity is sold back.
What an excellent idea!

A rubber tube 'strategically placed' feeding into an inflatable bag worn on the back, perhaps?

Watch out for me on Dragons' Den.
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16-09-2019, 12:13 AM
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Re: Quilted toilet paper - the latest rip of toilet scam!

Originally Posted by JBR ->
Oooo! She said 'farted'!

Ladies don't use the word 'fart', Annie. They say 'fluff'.
Perhaps the other ladies on here might disagree and suggest an alternative genteel term.

I can assure you that although ladies may fart just as much as men do, our farts smell of violets and cheesecake.... so the female use of the word "fart" does not have vulgar connotations.
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16-09-2019, 02:33 AM
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Re: Quilted toilet paper - the latest rip of toilet scam!

Our local supermarket sells toilet paper. It is so thin, no wonder they call it 'Goldfinger'.
 
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