Re: Limericks. (New).

Down the library,searching for a book
I really wanted to learn how to cook
There was Delia and Jamie and Gordon too
If this doesn't scan I'll know who to sue

Re: Limericks. (New).

Down the library,searching for a book
I really wanted to learn how to cook
There was Delia and Jamie and Gordon too
If this doesn't scan I'll know who to sue
Oh and Mary Berry, that's surely worth a look.



Ted and Mary, walking in the park

Re: Limericks. (New).

Ted and Mary, walking in the park
Lost track of time, it got really dark

Re: Limericks. (New).

Ted and Mary, walking in the park
Lost track of time, it got really dark
They got arrested for not wearing masks

Re: Limericks. (New).

Ted and Mary, walking in the park
Lost track of time, it got really dark
They got arrested for not wearing masks
And drinking alcohol out of their flasks

Re: Limericks. (New).

Ted and Mary, walking in the park
Lost track of time, it got really dark
They got arrested for not wearing masks
And drinking alcohol out of their flasks
Saying " Sorry m'lud. it was just for a lark"

The Judge said "Sorry but that's no defense"

Re: Limericks. (New).

The Judge said "Sorry but that's no defense"
And you appear to have no common sense

Re: Limericks. (New).

The Judge said "Sorry but that's no defense"
And you appear to have no common sense
The Covid threat is very real

Re: Limericks. (New).

The Judge said "Sorry but that's no defense"
And you appear to have no common sense
The Covid threat is very real
And you'll need to appeal

Re: Limericks. (New).

The Judge said "Sorry but that's no defense"
And you appear to have no common sense
The Covid threat is very real
And you'll need to appeal
You can't just stay sat on the fence.

Meanwhile in courtroom four