Re: Limericks. (New).

Amongst the under growth
Lurking like a flea-bitten sloth
Was a mangy old cat
Eating a dead rat
Which was bad news for them both

The rat had been poisoned you see

Re: Limericks. (New).

Amongst the under growth
Lurking like a flea-bitten sloth
Was a mangy old cat
Eating a dead rat
I am staying away from them both!



On a scorching hot day in July

Re: Limericks. (New).

The rat had been poisoned you see
But just between you and me


On a scorching hot day in July
I fancied some cold apple pie

Re: Limericks. (New).

On a scorching hot day in July
I fancied some cold apple pie
I reached for the custard

Re: Limericks. (New).

The rat had been poisoned you see
But just between you and me
the cat didn't care

Re: Limericks. (New).

Not sure what you've done there Tabs?
Shall I stick with the first one?



On a scorching hot day in July
I fancied some cold apple pie
I reached for the custard
But picked up the mustard

Re: Limericks. (New).

On a scorching hot day in July
I fancied some cold apple pie
I reached for the custard
But picked up the mustard
Which was so hot I thought I might die!

Edit: Not added a new start as we need to finish Judd's first - see next post.

Re: Limericks. (New).

Made a mess of it is what I have done, Mups, blame the heat!
Actually Judd,s limerick was before mine - so let's finish his off - or he'll gossiping about it in LTP again!


The rat had been poisoned you see
But just between you and me
the cat didn't care

Re: Limericks. (New).

The rat had been poisoned you see
But just between you and me
The cat didn't care
Which just wasn't fair

Re: Limericks. (New).

The rat had been poisoned you see
But just between you and me
The cat didn't care
Which just wasn't fair
so he ate the whole rat for his tea.


The consequences were dire