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11-08-2018, 02:33 AM
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Re: Does Barbecuing exit in UK?

BBQs are all part of god's bounteous plan for humanity:

In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy matches, going to the beach and BBQ's.

He created night for going prawning, sleeping and BBQ's, and God saw that it was good.

On the Second Day, God created water - for surfing, swimming and BBQ's on the beach, and God saw that it was good.

On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants - to provide malt and yeast for beer and wood for BBQs, and God saw that it was good.

On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages, steak and prawns for BBQ's, and God saw that it was good.

On the Fifth day God created a Bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at BBQ's, and God saw that it was good.

On the Sixth Day God saw that the Bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with.

So God created Mates, and God saw that they were good Blokes, and God saw that it was good.

On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the Blokes. He smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God Saw that it was good ... ...

Well .. Almost good.

He saw that the Blokes were too tired to clean up and needed a rest.

So God created Sheilas - to clean the house, to bear children, to wash, to cook and to clean the Barbie, and then God saw that it was not just good.

It was better than that, it was Bloody Awesome!


IT WAS AUSTRALIA !!!!!
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11-08-2018, 02:48 AM
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Re: Does Barbecuing exit in UK?

Originally Posted by Meg ->
If done well barbeques are a lovely thing but the majority to which I have been were poorly executed.

Many seem to think a barbeque is a bit of cheap poor quality meat speedily cooked to the point of burning.

A good barbeque to me is high quality marinaded meats, fish and vegetables carefully cooked over hot embers and served with a wide variety of salads, sauces and breads .

Exactly ! The secret to a good barbeque is low and slow. (except for steaks, but that is not barbequing, It is grilling)

Many parts of the U.S. specialize in barbeque. Namely, the Southern U.S., Texas, and Kansas City. A properly barbequed rack of ribs, either beef or pork, can take up to 8 hours. Melt in your mouth, and not a hint of burned meat.

Direct heat is NOT used, but rather indirect heat.

The photo below shows a typical barbeque pit for serious professional barbeque chefs. Note the two fire boxes in the foreground. The heat and smoke travels upward, across and through the meat and out the far end.


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11-08-2018, 03:12 AM
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Re: Does Barbecuing exit in UK?

Originally Posted by Bruce ->
BBQs are all part of god's bounteous plan for humanity:

In the beginning God created day and night. He created day for footy matches, going to the beach and BBQ's.

He created night for going prawning, sleeping and BBQ's, and God saw that it was good.

On the Second Day, God created water - for surfing, swimming and BBQ's on the beach, and God saw that it was good.

On the Third Day God created the Earth to bring forth plants - to provide malt and yeast for beer and wood for BBQs, and God saw that it was good.

On the Fourth Day God created animals and crustaceans for chops, sausages, steak and prawns for BBQ's, and God saw that it was good.

On the Fifth day God created a Bloke - to go to the footy, enjoy the beach, drink the beer and eat the meat and prawns at BBQ's, and God saw that it was good.

On the Sixth Day God saw that the Bloke was lonely and needed someone to go to the footy, surf, drink beer, eat and stand around the barbie with.

So God created Mates, and God saw that they were good Blokes, and God saw that it was good.

On the Seventh Day God looked around at the twinkling barbie fires, heard the hiss of opening beer cans and the raucous laughter of all the Blokes. He smelled the aroma of grilled chops and sizzling prawns and God Saw that it was good ... ...

Well .. Almost good.

He saw that the Blokes were too tired to clean up and needed a rest.

So God created Sheilas - to clean the house, to bear children, to wash, to cook and to clean the Barbie, and then God saw that it was not just good.

It was better than that, it was Bloody Awesome!


IT WAS AUSTRALIA !!!!!
Aye thenkya Sir Aye thenkya - couldn't have put it better myself - well just one question ? - you didn't mention the bourbon and cigars??
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