Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

this topic seems to be goin around the bolt?? perhaps we should try to 'bend' it into more of a U
don't you think?

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Ah, I think I now understand when people say they have had their benefits crapped. Well that's what it feels like to them.

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Hello Possums
Lovely to see young Robert back in the fold.

Glad you are OK Gummy - 3 DAYS!!!!!
I could be at your door before then.

I will come back in a mo and think of something to lighten the load.

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Yes 70 is a dodgy age for farting RJ, nice to see you back in top form young man.

Benefits capped, I like that Fruity, well no one is going to cork me while I’m still alive.
Two years ago I decided to grow a small beard, despite the protests of the wife, I think seventy is a milestone in ones life and anyone who makes it to that age in one piece deserves to go a bit mad, she has got used to me hairy face now.
Young RJ will be approaching that milestone in the near future, wonder what he has in store for the occasion, Pug and Spitty are not retired yet, reckless youngsters that they are, I wouldn’t dare ask Fruity how old he was.
As I said to herself today when she asked me how long I had the beard, “It could be worse my dear, I could start painting me toenails pink, wear flowery frocks, and carry a purple handbag, there’s no fruit like an old fruit as that famous old gay Quentin Crisp used to say” Her reply was short and sharp “Your a bit long in the tooth old boy to be changing horses when your three quarters the way across the river” They always have the right thing to say to knock the stuffin’ outa ya don’t they.

Now Quentin Crisp would always say
Even when it was risky to do so
He was happy to be a merry old gay
And he didn’t mind who knew so.

Crisp quote: "Never keep up with the Jones's, drag them down to your level"
Now there was a man before his time, pity he didn’t live to see the freedom and equality of todays gay folks.

Re: Leisurely Scribbles (part 5)

I heard an old song on the radio today.
Love me, love my dog.

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JEST you do,for HORRIBLE my dog is!
BITE me he does - and ferociously snarling,he loves to!
HIM,this is....[Shitlegs,his name is]

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Shitlegs is one of the happiest looking dogs I’ve ever seen Pug, you must be a good master to him, he’s got nothing but love in his eyes, sorta like Gummy when he visits yerwoman in the hardware shop.

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What a cute little dog, he looks a happy little chappie

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What a cute doggie Pug

Now, where is Gummy I have had a light bulb moment!
Get yourself a dog, or borrow one, it attracts the Women.
Preferably one with a Doris Day hairstyle
Head off to the Hardwear Store to buy a sack trolly.
Ms fancy bottom will swoon.

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well for those who are interested in the "escapades of Ms Bottom" she is a fast moving lady and works from several establishments sequentially - which means she is probably getting multiple orgasms on cranium/cerebral level?

I think I have probably just become a toyboy - but I do take her eyes of the keyboard!

but it is a small town and tongues will wag a lot if encouraged.

so I am biding my time and watching the 'bottom' move - did I tell you she was a kiwifruit?

for goodness sake sweetie pie - I don't want Ms Bottom diverting her attention to dogs and I have never seen a dog entire the establishment - I think it might be frowned upon.

I remember my last visits to Austria and UK - and to my amazement discovered dogs sitting with their owners in restaurants and pugs - I think here in OZ we are slightly more advanced in hygiene!!

as to a sack trolley never come across the term or article but at my next visit to Ms Bottom I will ask her how she would like to parade around the store in a sack trolley - sounds interesting - or I could just give her a 'ride' mounted from the rear??