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My wife says I only have two faults! I don’t listen, and ur something else!

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Female hitch hiker walking across the Australian desert.
A truck driver stops and offers her a ride.
She accepts.
"What's in it for me ?" he asked.
"Mostly sand from that bloody desert" she replied

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Thanks for the clarification!

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A man is admitted to A&E for an emergency operation to have a Morphy Richards steam iron removed from up his backside.

"Good grief, " said the doctor, "I thought I'd seen it all, how on Earth did you manage that?"
"Well, " said the bloke, "it happened just after my wife opened her birthday present. "

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A little girl gets home from school crying,

"Mummy mummy, Mr Wilson our maths teacher showed me his willy at dinnertime and told me not to tell anyone. " With that the little girl's mum went straight to the police station.

"That's awful, " said the little girl's brother, "I can't believe he would do such a horrible thing. "

"He didn't, "said the little girl, "but it'll be a bloody long time before he confiscates my mobile phone again. "

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Last year I found a Genie in a bottle.

“What would you like a bigger penis or a better memory? Asked the Genie.

I don’t remember what happened next.

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