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18-11-2019, 05:49 PM
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Of all the bars in all the world
I met you and my toes just curled
It was love at first sight
And we got such a fright
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18-11-2019, 08:42 PM
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Tonight's gonna be a thick frost
So make sure ya d'na get lost
Cos for sure if ya do
You will need the loo
But first you'd have to defrost.
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18-11-2019, 08:44 PM
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Shall we finish Gilly's one next?


Of all the bars in all the world
I met you and my toes just curled
It was love at first sight
And we got such a fright
And our future then unfurled.


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I had some fish pie for tea
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18-11-2019, 09:48 PM
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I had some fish pie for tea
Followed by some crackers with brie
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18-11-2019, 11:02 PM
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I had some fish pie for tea
Followed by some crackers with brie
Then a nice cup of tea
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18-11-2019, 11:37 PM
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I had some fish pie for tea
Followed by some crackers with brie
Then a nice cup of tea
And a biscuit or three
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18-11-2019, 11:47 PM
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I had some fish pie for tea
Followed by some crackers with brie
Then a nice cup of tea
And a biscuit or three
No wonder I'm as heavy as can be!

Tomorrow to the gym I will go
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19-11-2019, 12:05 AM
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Tomorrow to the gym I will go
Though on the treadmill I'm a bit slow
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19-11-2019, 11:16 AM
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Tomorrow to the gym I will go
Though on the treadmill I'm a bit slow
I will puff and I'll pant
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19-11-2019, 11:41 AM
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Tomorrow to the gym I will go
Though on the treadmill I'm a bit slow
I will puff and I'll pant
I would jog..but I can't



Hi and welcome Button
 
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