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21-05-2019, 02:16 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
Oh dear. I can see that Mups woman lurking by the window.



Too right you can!

Got to keep me eye on you blokes else you get so lost and depressed without us.

Now then - what I want to know is, which dirty toe-rag wee'd in my pot plants last night, ey?

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21-05-2019, 02:25 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Mups ->
Too right you can!

Got to keep me eye on you blokes else you get so lost and depressed without us.

Now then - what I want to know is, which dirty toe-rag wee'd in my pot plants last night, ey?

That'll be Judd I reckon.


Or Tezza, or maybe Pug or Swims....

It wasn't me anyway....
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21-05-2019, 02:30 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

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One and a half hours?

What happened to the good old days when you wimmin could talk all day?

We were going to but Mups said she thought we had better get back to LTP, just to keep our eye in you.>
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21-05-2019, 02:33 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

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We were going to but Mups said she thought we had better get back to LTP, just to keep our eye in you.>
There's no need, really. We are quite happy here on our own (although at the moment, I think it's just me on my own)
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21-05-2019, 02:36 PM
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Hi

Nope I am here.
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21-05-2019, 02:37 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Probably ALL of you wee'd if truth be told!

See, this is precisely why we ladies can't trust you on your own for five minutes!

Your toilet habits are world renowned.

You either sit there half the day so no one else can get in, or you aim all wrong!





You NEVER get ladies behaving like that, and neither do proper gentlemen either.

They were me pride and joy those plants were, so I am preparing my bill for you, to replace all my dead plants, so you can all go and find all those hidden wallets and cough up immediately!

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21-05-2019, 02:53 PM
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Hi

Nope I am here.
Fantastic. Man the South door, Mups is on the loose.
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21-05-2019, 02:55 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Mups ->
Probably ALL of you wee'd if truth be told!

See, this is precisely why we ladies can't trust you on your own for five minutes!

Your toilet habits are world renowned.

You either sit there half the day so no one else can get in, or you aim all wrong!





You NEVER get ladies behaving like that, and neither do proper gentlemen either.

They were me pride and joy those plants were, so I am preparing my bill for you, to replace all my dead plants, so you can all go and find all those hidden wallets and cough up immediately!

I know you like to revive plants that are almost departed Mups so I thought... Ahem! They thought you would enjoy the challenge.
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21-05-2019, 03:09 PM
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I'm off to make a coffee and perhaps some toast & jam.


Here's something for the ladies......




















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21-05-2019, 03:14 PM
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Hi

I would not have wee'd on your plants Mups.

That is most ungentlemanly.

I am a scientist, I would have used weedkiller.
 



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