08-09-2018, 08:12 PM
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My wife has been missing since she took the dog for a walk yesterday lunchtime and I'm really starting to worry about her.She could be trapped or injured somewhere or worse still, someone could have taken her and she might be in danger.
If anyone can help, she's a brindle staffy puppy called Roxy, and she has a name tag.
08-09-2018, 09:46 PM
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Re: Jokes for blokes
Originally Posted by Judd
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Cleaning Services, beware, my buddy just hired an Eastern European cleaner, took her 15 hours to vacuum the house. Turns out she was a Slovak.
Originally Posted by Judd
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My wife has been missing since she took the dog for a walk yesterday lunchtime and I'm really starting to worry about her.She could be trapped or injured somewhere or worse still, someone could have taken her and she might be in danger.
If anyone can help, she's a brindle staffy puppy called Roxy, and she has a name tag.
14-09-2018, 01:43 PM
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Got a phone call at home last night from a police officer at the hospital .He said "Sir I'm afraid your wife has been in a serious road traffic accident"
I said "Oh my god, is she critical?"
He replied "I'll say, she's not stopped
complaining since she got here "
14-09-2018, 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd
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Got a phone call at home last night from a police officer at the hospital .He said "Sir I'm afraid your wife has been in a serious road traffic accident"
I said "Oh my god, is she critical?"
He replied "I'll say, she's not stopped
complaining since she got here "
14-09-2018, 09:54 PM
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A man walks into a bar, the barman asks him what he would like , “ just a beer” the man replies, the barman says “ you look a little down tonight what’s wrong?”“ oh, me and the wife got into a fight and she said she wouldn’t speak to me for a month” , says the man
“so, what’s wrong with that” says the barman,
“well the months up tonight”, says the man..
14-09-2018, 10:51 PM
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I was in Turkey on holiday and came across one of those Turkish bath houses.They shaved with a solid steel stone ground razor from below the neck line, inside the ears, snipped out nose hairs, waxed off chest hairs and plucked all the hairs out of the arse crack, all finished off with a moustache trim and alcohol rub.
Honestly, the wife's never looked so good.
15-09-2018, 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Judd
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Called at the Doc's yesterday and he shoved his finger up my bum.I wouldn't mind but I'd only gone in with a sore throat.
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