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They say "don't try this at home"
so I'm coming over to your house to try it.
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I would like to apologize to anyone whom I haven't offended yet.
Please be patient, I will get to you shortly. -
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11-09-2018, 01:17 PM
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. ~ Albert Einstein
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11-09-2018, 04:00 PM
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What's the difference between an Indian and an African elephant...




One's an elephant.
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12-09-2018, 04:01 AM
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Haha

Did you know that 7/5 (seven fifths) of all people are having trouble working with fractions?
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12-09-2018, 09:15 AM
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Be carefull when you follow the masses..sometimes the M is silent .
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12-09-2018, 01:30 PM
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Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
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The P is silent as in relief.
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Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.
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I ordered 2000 lbs. of chinese soup. It was Won Ton.
 
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