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15-04-2019, 01:10 PM
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Don't be silly Ploppy, there is nothing inside them, as I had a slight accident with my Stanley knife!
A trophy lover? ...
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15-04-2019, 01:13 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

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A trophy lover? ...
I heard that she's trying to put batteries in it.
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15-04-2019, 01:15 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

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A trophy lover? ...
Dongle, little things like that dry up too quickly so i put them on the compost heap, but don't worry some hungry slug will find them!
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15-04-2019, 01:16 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

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I heard that she's trying to put batteries in it.


Let's hope she's got x four 'D's
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15-04-2019, 01:16 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

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I heard that she's trying to put batteries in it.
They don't make batteries that small Judd!
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15-04-2019, 01:17 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

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They don't make batteries that small Judd!
Ooooooh!
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15-04-2019, 01:21 PM
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What's going on 'ere today?

All I do is nip out for an appointment, and come back to find you lot all but having an orgy!!

Ladies, has all sense of propriety and decorum left you this morning?
We have come to expect it from the male of the species, but not us impeccably bred ladies surely.

I blame Ploppy. It's all that fresh air and sunshine he gets, makes him rampant beyond measure.

Now Dongle, put your tights back on, Judsy, get yerself back to work, and Plopsy, go and chop some wood or do anything vigorous until you calm down.

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15-04-2019, 01:25 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

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They don't make batteries that small Judd!


May I suggest you try some of those tiny hearing aid batteries I used to get for my Mum?

THERE! Now you've made me forget meself too!
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15-04-2019, 01:29 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

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Don't be silly Ploppy, there is nothing inside them, as I had a slight accident with my Stanley knife!
What? You chopped off Longdogs longdong?
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15-04-2019, 01:29 PM
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Re: Last to post wins

Originally Posted by Mups ->
What's going on 'ere today?

All I do is nip out for an appointment, and come back to find you lot all but having an orgy!!

Ladies, has all sense of propriety and decorum left you this morning?
We have come to expect it from the male of the species, but not us impeccably bred ladies surely.

I blame Ploppy. It's all that fresh air and sunshine he gets, makes him rampant beyond measure.

Now Dongle, put your tights back on, Judsy, get yerself back to work, and Plopsy, go and chop some wood or do anything vigorous until you calm down.

Hi ya Mups.

Glad you safely found your way back from your appointment with the greengrocer. It has been chaos here today what with Twink slashing me tights and Sweetie Pie blowing smoke rings.

Judd has fixed your kettle for you (something to do with the wiring being round the wrong way) Anyway, he has safely connected the blue wire to the earth terminal in the plug so how about you nip off and make us all a nice cupper and be sure to wash those cups up whilst the kettle is boiling.
 
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