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Sorry if this is a bit long, but so is the subject- Doctors discussing Brexit

Physicians were unable to reach a consensus : Should Brexit take place? The Allergists were in favour of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterologists had a sort of gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought May had a lot of nerve. Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was labouring under a misconception, while the opthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled " Over my dead body!", while the pediaricians said, " Oh, grow up!". The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing, and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow. The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter." The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whol idea. Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Parliament.

I'll get my coat if it's still there!!
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As the car chugged slowly into the garage, the driver told the mechanic "I've gone into Limp Mode."

He looked at his wife and said "I'm not surprised."
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I came out of Asda this morning and there was a woman crying her eyes out.
She'd lost all her holiday money.
I felt so sorry for her I gave her £50.
I don't usually do that kind of thing but I'd just found £2000 in the carpark.
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13-07-2019, 08:27 AM
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I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone.
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I got my Ex a pug for her birthday.

In spite of the squashed nose, bulging eyes and rolls of fat, the dog seemed to like her.
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Hi

I got my Ex a pug for her birthday.

In spite of the squashed nose, bulging eyes and rolls of fat, the dog seemed to like her.
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I found £60 on the pavement, stuck it in my pocket and was walking home with when I had a thought.

What would Jesus have done with it?

So I went to Tesco and turned it into wine.
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I wasn't planning on going for a run today.
But those cops came out of nowhere.
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Itís difficult isnít it..when your in a mosque,and everyoneís praying, and you really enjoy leapfrog.....
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Got arrested last night for smashing my neighbour's car windows out with a hammer cos he's been playing Engelbert Humperdink songs non stop for the last 7 days. Anyway, I had the last laugh, police released me, let me go......
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