So, How Are You Coping Not Being Able To See Your Lover, During The Lockdown?

Well, someone on here must be having an extra-marital?

So l ask, how are you managing for meet ups and slushy chats during the lockdown?

Maybe, you meet them outside the supermarket in the queue?
Take your phone to the toilet for a little romantic chat?

Funny or serious replies are welcome! Make one up even!

Re: So, How Are You Coping Not Being Able To See Your Lover, During The Lockdown?

Hi

No chance, she is back in Poland.

I am expecting a Dear John letter soon.

I am social distancing from everyone , so sex is not an option at the moment.

It is a learning experience for me, never thought I could cope with it

Re: So, How Are You Coping Not Being Able To See Your Lover, During The Lockdown?

You're ever hopeful if you think anyone would admit that on a forum Art?


Or perhaps I should fess-up and tell everyone about the milkman, the postman, my next door neighbour, the Iceland delivery man . . . ooh, and don't even start me on the Asda driver. . .

Re: So, How Are You Coping Not Being Able To See Your Lover, During The Lockdown?

You mean you are not faithful to Judd and Dongles, Mups? I am shocked!

Re: So, How Are You Coping Not Being Able To See Your Lover, During The Lockdown?

Mups, Ahem... you omitted the tree-feller! How could you forget him?

Re: So, How Are You Coping Not Being Able To See Your Lover, During The Lockdown?

Cor, Swimmy, you’re a dark horse. Is this the one you helped with her suitcases at the airport a while back?

Re: So, How Are You Coping Not Being Able To See Your Lover, During The Lockdown?

Hush . . .

Re: So, How Are You Coping Not Being Able To See Your Lover, During The Lockdown?

ST, Don’t cover up the liaison you’re having with the two hot butchers.
I know your game....trying to pull the wool over our eyes!

Re: So, How Are You Coping Not Being Able To See Your Lover, During The Lockdown?

He fell out the tree, poor chap.

Re: So, How Are You Coping Not Being Able To See Your Lover, During The Lockdown?

I don't have 'a lover ' thank goodness
I couldn't be bothered with all the effort involved and having to allow someone into my personal space ....