Re: More of my uncle Vivian's adventures.
A circus acrobat went to confession, when her told the priest his occupation the priest was delighted "I've never been to a circus, maybe you could do a few tumbles down the aisle for me, the church is empty and you have it all to yourself" The acrobat was willing to oblige and did a few somersaults and cartwheels down the aisle. One old lady was praying behind a church pillar and couldn't be seen, when she got home her sister asked "Is father Byrne still hearing confessions?" "Yes but if you're going there you want to make sure you have clean drawers, you'd want to see what he's giving out for penance."Re: More of my uncle Vivian's adventures.
Grace Brothers, the upper class department store, now long gone, employed my dear uncle Vivian in his youth. He became an expert in soft furnishings, drapery, cushions and nets. His “party” trick involved blindfolding him and giving him 2 different fabrics to identify by handling only.Re: More of my uncle Vivian's adventures.
Re: More of my uncle Vivian's adventures.
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