14-03-2019, 12:31 AM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Judd
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At a recent job interview I was asked if I could perform under pressure.I said "I didn't know that one but I would have a crack at Bohemian Rhapsody.
I saw a magician walk down the street and turn into a
grocery store.
14-03-2019, 10:28 AM
266
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Judd
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At a recent job interview I was asked if I could perform under pressure.I said "I didn't know that one but I would have a crack at Bohemian Rhapsody.
14-03-2019, 10:31 AM
267
Re: Let's have a laugh
God went to the Arabs and said I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.'The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?' And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.'
'Can you give us an example?' The Lord said, 'Thou shall not kill.'
'Not kill? We're not interested..'
So He went to the Blacks and said 'I have Commandments.' The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, 'Honour thy Father and Mother.'
'Father? We don't know who our fathers are.
We're not interested.'
Then He went to the Mexicans and said,
'I have Commandments. The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said
'Thou shall not steal.'
'Not steal? We're not interested.'
Then He went to the French and said, 'I have Commandments.'
The French too wanted an example and the Lord said,
'Thou shall not commit adultery.'
'Sacre bleu!!! Not commit adultery? We're not interested.'
Finally, He went to the Jews and said, 'I have Commandments..'
'Commandments?' They said, 'How much are they?'
'They're free.'
'We'll take 10.'
There.
That Should just about offend everybody
14-03-2019, 11:25 AM
269
Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Richmond
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God went to the Arabs and said I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.' The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?' And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.'
'Can you give us an example?' The Lord said, 'Thou shall not kill.'
'Not kill? We're not interested..'
So He went to the Blacks and said 'I have Commandments.' The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, 'Honour thy Father and Mother.'
'Father? We don't know who our fathers are.
We're not interested.'
Then He went to the Mexicans and said,
'I have Commandments. The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said
'Thou shall not steal.'
'Not steal? We're not interested.'
Then He went to the French and said, 'I have Commandments.'
The French too wanted an example and the Lord said,
'Thou shall not commit adultery.'
'Sacre bleu!!! Not commit adultery? We're not interested.'
Finally, He went to the Jews and said, 'I have Commandments..'
'Commandments?' They said, 'How much are they?'
'They're free.'
'We'll take 10.'
There.
That Should just about offend everybody
Nicked for personal use, though I'll have to be careful where!
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