02-04-2019, 01:16 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying.She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me ... the whole world hates me!"
Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word: "That's not true, Mary. Some people don't even know you."
03-04-2019, 01:36 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Sorry I am not sure if I understand your joke ...Is it because being bi polar is like having a mood swing ..
So in the joke his reaction is amazing , then bloody hellman …
Oh my God two hours later .. I think I caught on to the
joke ..
helman is a bran name for mayonnaise
03-04-2019, 01:37 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road whenshe sees a Big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.
'My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf.'
The wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the
wolf again, And this time he is crouched behind a bush.
'My, what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf.'
Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.
About a half mile down the road Little Red Riding Hood
sees the Wolf again, and this time he is crouched down
behind a rock. 'My, what big teeth you have, Mr. Wolf.'
With that the wolf jumps up and screams,
'Will you #***##* 0ff? I'm trying to have a s**t.'
03-04-2019, 01:43 PM
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Re: Let's have a laugh
Originally Posted by Mr Ploppy
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Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road whenshe sees a Big bad wolf crouched down behind a log.
'My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf.'
The wolf jumps up and runs away.
Further down the road Little Red Riding Hood sees the
wolf again, And this time he is crouched behind a bush.
'My, what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf.'
Again the wolf jumps up and runs away.
About a half mile down the road Little Red Riding Hood
sees the Wolf again, and this time he is crouched down
behind a rock. 'My, what big teeth you have, Mr. Wolf.'
With that the wolf jumps up and screams,
'Will you #***##* 0ff? I'm trying to have a s**t.'
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