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Oiy you two! Less of this argument over petit pois.
I prefer a sweet potato myself, they are so hard to peel though.

Why do children ask difficult questions?
I was asked today, why do we have flies. I suppose that this warmer weather has brought them buzzing through the open windows. Now I know you lot like your films, so The Fly came to mind. I do believe on this occasion I have seen the old film as well as the remake. Any thoughts?
I will not have your good name besmirched with peas - you are fully grown wholesome PIE with mushrooms and carrots and tatties! NO PEAS!

this man 'e insult yu - I smack 'is cheek wiva my leather glove and challenge 'im to pistols drawn at dawn!! avente!
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11-05-2018, 10:45 AM
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I will not have your good name besmirched with peas - you are fully grown wholesome PIE with mushrooms and carrots and tatties! NO PEAS!

this man 'e insult yu - I smack 'is cheek wiva my leather glove and challenge 'im to pistols drawn at dawn!! avente!
No flies on you then
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11-05-2018, 11:02 AM
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I always flies naked OK!! - hangin gear lever and greasy ballcocks to fly due north always??
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11-05-2018, 11:07 AM
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I can't reply to that!!!
Watch out mind, there was an old lady that swallowed a fly. I don't know why she swallowed a fly.
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11-05-2018, 11:26 AM
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this man 'e insult yu - I smack 'is cheek wiva my leather glove and challenge 'im to pistols drawn at dawn!! avente!
Oi!;el wankare'!...
izza DUO 'vurz' in 'wivva'...uvvawize itta become sounda like WHYVA,INNIT,doh! Stoppa wivva alla Meestah bigga-shot anda start wivva da crayons,to-a draw your pistole' atta dawn...faggotto! IMSHI!
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11-05-2018, 11:37 AM
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Women used to be lucky, they never used to have Files, until they started wearing the trousers.
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11-05-2018, 12:15 PM
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Plenty to read here today.
I do think Darling and Dear are having their first quarrel, tut tut, so in the words of that old Elvis song “Come to me lets be sweethearts again and then let us part no more”

How come Australia is in the Eurovision song contest? Since when did Australia become part of Europe?
We have a Jessica Mauboy representing Australia singing “We got Love” this Saturday in the same group as Ireland trying to win a place in the finals, I wish the girl all the best, but shouldn’t they rename it “The World Song Contest” Israel ain’t in Europe either according to my atlas, next year keep an eye out for Mekon and the Treens from Northern Venus taking part. (Eagle Comics, Dan Dare 1950’s)
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Women used to be lucky, they never used to have Files, until they started wearing the trousers.
Is that zip files, single files or attachments?
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11-05-2018, 12:19 PM
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Sorry Jem we posted at the same time.
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There's no Flies on you Sweetie.
 
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