15-06-2019, 05:22 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Good afternoon.I thought I'd wait until all the men had finished spouting their twaddle, then tiptoe in through the back door and make meself a cuppa.
I shall now launch meself into Judd's favourite chair, so's he'll have to sit on the floor if he decides to creep back in and disturb the peace.
Mrs. LD has promised to keep her other half out shopping for as long as possible, and Spitty is locked in Twink's cellar, so all is well in my world. Aahhhhhh . . . . peace and joy . . .
When I got here, The Police were at the door
'Are you stopping me from going in?' I asked
'No' said Sting, 'The thread's too big without you, the thread's too big without you, the thread's too big...........
without yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou'
15-06-2019, 07:38 PM
23092
Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Longdogs
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The shopping is all done, had my usual moan in sainsbury's and even went to Tesco's as well for another moan and thoroughly enjoyed it.When I got here, The Police were at the door
'Are you stopping me from going in?' I asked
'No' said Sting, 'The thread's too big without you, the thread's too big without you, the thread's too big...........
without yooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooou'
I saw you. Blimmin' men shouldn't be allowed in supermarkets.
You were that fella stomping about at the check out, moaning and cursing, fiddling about looking for the right change, slow as a tortoise, and generally holding everyone up. I knew it was you.
Then blow me if I didn't catch you doing exactly the same in Tesco's!
I was going to boot you up the bum and shove you out the way, but my ladylike demeanour prevailed, so I just let your tyres down outside instead.
16-06-2019, 09:52 AM
23097
Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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I saw you. Blimmin' men shouldn't be allowed in supermarkets.You were that fella stomping about at the check out, moaning and cursing, fiddling about looking for the right change, slow as a tortoise, and generally holding everyone up. I knew it was you.
Then blow me if I didn't catch you doing exactly the same in Tesco's!
I was going to boot you up the bum and shove you out the way, but my ladylike demeanour prevailed, so I just let your tyres down outside instead.
16-06-2019, 09:53 AM
23098
Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by spitfire
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Done a couple of posts on here Lately, the winning post must be within Spitting Distance.
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