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A dog, a cat and a parrot
Had a scrap over a carrot
Till along came a horse
Who grabbed it of course
Washed down with a good glass of claret
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A flighty young piece from Belfast
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14-12-2016, 11:47 PM
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A flight young piece from Belfast
Had hoped her passion to last
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A flight young piece from Belfast
Had hoped her passion to last
but when he was caught he
confessed to being naughty
now passion's a thing of the past !
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15-12-2016, 07:20 AM
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Ooops - should not have done that - going to the naughty step !
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15-12-2016, 09:35 AM
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One of Santas elves stole the toys
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One of Santas elves stole the toys
But only the ones made for boys!
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One of Santas elves stole the toys
But only the ones made for boys
They stole Rifles and Guns
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One of Santas elves stole the toys
But only the ones made for boys
They stole Rifles and Guns
And bullets by the tons!
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One of Santas elves stole the toys
But only the ones made for boys
They stole rifles and guns
And bullets by the tons
And made such a dreadful noise.
 
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