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30-05-2019, 08:29 PM
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Re: Three single sheets

Originally Posted by pauline3 ->
But you're a bloke.actually,I may give it a try.
Perhaps it keeps dribbling?
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30-05-2019, 08:36 PM
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Re: Three single sheets

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You have to heat the bits gently in a Bain-Marie type thing, and then squeeze them together and allow to cool.

Or put all the bits in an old pop-sock or similar, and then immerse in hot water until soft, and then squeeze together.
Good idea. Thanks.

I have tried to squeeze them together whilst in a hot shower, which sometimes works. I also find that leaving them covered in soap suds sometimes helps.

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30-05-2019, 08:54 PM
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Re: Three single sheets

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You use THREE sheets of toilet paper after a pee?

I find that one is enough, in fact when money is short I can manage with half a sheet.
Not trying to sound crude, just realistic. I’m sure some men don’t use toilet paper, they just shake it, don’t they?


Then go and dip into the bowl of salted peanuts at the bar!
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30-05-2019, 09:26 PM
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Re: Three single sheets

Originally Posted by Artangel ->
Not trying to sound crude, just realistic. I’m sure some men don’t use toilet paper, they just shake it, don’t they?

Then go and dip into the bowl of salted peanuts at the bar!
No, this one is more fastidious than many.

And having dabbed it with toilet paper, I wash my hands thoroughly.

Not that it's in any way dirty, I assure you.

As my mother used to say, "You could eat your dinner off it".
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31-05-2019, 05:44 AM
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Re: Three single sheets

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Some people collect all the remainders of old soaps and squash them together. They end up with weird shaped multi- coloured soap bar!
Oh don't! My paternal granny used to do that - she kept them in a jam jar until she had enough. They were slimy and horrid!
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The main reason why Ole Ronnie McDonald failed to take off in Islamic countries was because the poster advertising the burger showed a girl eating it with both hands...
How the residents must have laughed!
 
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