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This deserves another run out....

Brilliant!
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This deserves another run out....


That reminds me of the Monty Python sketch (I think it was from The Meaning of Life film):

Wife: "Darling, this is Mr Reaper."

Reaper: "The GRIM reaper."
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Went to Oxford St yesterday. The Christmas lights this year are totally pants!

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Why don't elephants like Penguins?


Because they can't undo the wrappers.
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11-12-2018, 08:17 PM
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Went to Oxford St yesterday. The Christmas lights this year are totally pants!


I can't believe that the designer didn't see the obvious resemblance!
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We're having a post Christmas clear out 😀

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We're having a post Christmas clear out 😀

Excellent idea, but I'd rather sell them on ebay!
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Excellent idea, but I'd rather sell them on ebay!
Quite right too. Where there's muck, there's brass.
 
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