22-05-2019, 02:57 PM
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Now listen you troublesome blokes, I don't want any visits, any interruptions, or any nuisance calls for a couple of hours - nothing.I am about to be made even more stunning at 3pm.
I am having some gorgeous hair highlights done.
You will be even more stunned by my ravishing beauty then, and hopefully totally speechless for a while.
Good day to yer.
22-05-2019, 05:01 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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He must think we need to diet, Twink. 
Dongle, I have changed your booking to The Ritz instead.
We trust that meets with your approval.
They have your address to send the bill.
22-05-2019, 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups
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Now listen you troublesome blokes, I don't want any visits, any interruptions, or any nuisance calls for a couple of hours - nothing. I am about to be made even more stunning at 3pm.
I am having some gorgeous hair highlights done.
You will be even more stunned by my ravishing beauty then, and hopefully totally speechless for a while.
Good day to yer.
22-05-2019, 05:44 PM
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Quote from dongle - " Stop it Mups. You have us blokes coming over all peculiar like."Tis true. Rollers in, slippers on, dripped me cuppa down me T.shirt . . .
Gawd . . . I am such a tease, aren't I.
However will you men cope.
Ah well . . . I can't sit here flaunting meself and tittilating you men of the male variety, I must go and start feeding the hounds.
Toodle pip - try not to miss me.
22-05-2019, 05:57 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Quote from dongle - " Stop it Mups. You have us blokes coming over all peculiar like."Tis true. Rollers in, slippers on, dripped me cuppa down me T.shirt . . .
Gawd . . . I am such a tease, aren't I.
However will you men cope.
Some of them are here everyday, and I am sure it isn't our warm welcome that makes them return so often!
Perhaps they could all take you on holiday & compete for you attention....no need to worry I will take care of LTP while you distract them with your beauty!
22-05-2019, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Twink55
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Mups I am beginning to think that it is your beauty that keeps bringing them back to LTP.Some of them are here everyday, and I am sure it isn't our warm welcome that makes them return so often!
Perhaps they could all take you on holiday & compete for you attention....no need to worry I will take care of LTP while you distract them with your beauty!
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