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22-05-2019, 08:08 PM
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PHWOOA...er...I mean,oh,goodness me-what lovely buttons!

Y'know,I once heard that the day Ena finally smiled,her face fell off!

...which explains the plight of OUR serving wenches,eh,Judd?
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22-05-2019, 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Pug ->
PHWOOA...er...I mean,oh,goodness me-what lovely buttons!

Y'know,I once heard that the day Ena finally smiled,her face fell off!

...which explains the plight of OUR serving wenches,eh,Judd?
Could do.
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22-05-2019, 11:49 PM
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We ladies are highly offended at your remarks!

You would soon complain if we didn't take care of ourselves, you'd be off with the first bit of crumpet that caught your eye. We know these things.

Yet when we do make the effort to stay adorable, chic, and ravishing, all you do is mock. And you wonder why we don't want you poking your beaks in our thread!
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22-05-2019, 11:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
We ladies are highly offended at your remarks!

You would soon complain if we didn't take care of ourselves, you'd be off with the first bit of crumpet that caught your eye. We know these things.

Yet when we do make the effort to stay adorable, chic, and ravishing, all you do is mock. And you wonder why we don't want you poking your beaks in our thread!
Does that mean you won't be taking part any more?











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23-05-2019, 04:23 AM
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Hmm...got to be diplomatic here,Juddster...

..after all,anyone requiring a cement-mixer chugging to blend a 'looking almost reasonable' 6-layer foundation of anti-yuk paint obviously has issues.

...and a big,heavy shovel!

Oh,btw...we chaps-Adonises to a man-are LTP!!! [smirk]
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23-05-2019, 05:40 AM
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Originally Posted by judd ->
does that mean you won't be taking part any more


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No it doesn't!
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23-05-2019, 07:46 AM
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'No it dosent',
we whimmn are here to stay, says I in an evil cackle whilst rubbing hands together.
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23-05-2019, 07:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Lorna ->
'No it dosent',
we whimmn are here to stay, says I in an evil cackle whilst rubbing hands together.
Oh look, the part timer is back. Did you have a nice rest Lorna?
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23-05-2019, 07:56 AM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
We ladies are highly offended at your remarks!

You would soon complain if we didn't take care of ourselves, you'd be off with the first bit of crumpet that caught your eye. We know these things.

Yet when we do make the effort to stay adorable, chic, and ravishing, all you do is mock. And you wonder why we don't want you poking your beaks in our thread!
Just think about what us men have to go through every single day in order to look good for you lot. There's removing the blue belly button fluff, arranging the Y fronts to suit, flaking the ears, letting the gas out and removing the egg stains from our string vests.
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23-05-2019, 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted by Longdogs ->
Just think about what us men have to go through every single day in order to look good for you lot. There's removing the blue belly button fluff, arranging the Y fronts to suit, flaking the ears, letting the gas out and removing the egg stains from our string vests.
Exactly - not to mention that those fortunate to still have hair at our age have the erroneous task of brushing dandruff off of our shoulders. One must look one's best at all times don'tcha know.
 
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