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02-05-2021, 08:18 PM
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Called the vets this morning...

Me: "Hello, I need to make an appointment for my pet Ostrich."

Vet: "Ok what's the problem?"

Me: "He's holding his head to one side."

Vet: "Hmm, maybe neck's weak?"

Me: "Haven't you got anything sooner?"
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02-05-2021, 08:19 PM
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Katie Price has cancelled her contract with Celebrity MasterChef.... She thought she was signed up to Ready Steady Cock...
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04-05-2021, 12:32 AM
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This bloke in the pub said to me,

"Bugger me, that was a rough old boot you were with last night, not a patch on the women I normally see you with, what on Earth ever possessed to take her out? "

"I had to, " I replied, "it was our wedding anniversary.
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04-05-2021, 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Judd ->
This bloke in the pub said to me,

"Bugger me, that was a rough old boot you were with last night, not a patch on the women I normally see you with, what on Earth ever possessed to take her out? "

"I had to, " I replied, "it was our wedding anniversary.
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04-05-2021, 03:38 PM
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04-05-2021, 06:47 PM
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I have two gay ghosts in my house...... They keep putting the willies up each other.
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04-05-2021, 07:03 PM
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I have two gay ghosts in my house...... They keep putting the willies up each other.


Hopefully, they don't do that to you.
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04-05-2021, 07:59 PM
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Oh, that doesn't scare me. I'd break the machine!
LOL!! Show Off!!
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04-05-2021, 08:06 PM
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LOL!! Show Off!!
It was either that, or "mine wouldn't fit in it".
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05-05-2021, 01:04 PM
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it was either that, or "mine wouldn't fit in it".
sounds like a yorkshire man! Lol
 
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