20-11-2018, 12:54 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Knowing damned well that that Mups person will jump in as soon as I've gone, I have to go - another early start again in the AM
.Will check in again in an hour or so though if i haven't managed to drop off. Am having trouble sleeping of late.
ETA - what did a tell thi? Didn't even have the decency to wait till I'd gone.
20-11-2018, 01:14 AM
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Re: Last to post wins
Ah well you see, eyes in the back of me head I've got.I told you I could see you skulking about outside, like a skulking about sort of person.
My secret high-tech security camera easily caught you rustling about in the bushes - but don't worry, for a small fee I won't tell the other ladies what you were doing.
Dirty boy.
As for your not sleeping problem, I am glad you have told us because now we can work on a cure to help you sleep - for a nice long time.
Tsk, we are sooooooooo good to you.
20-11-2018, 02:14 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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Ah well you see, eyes in the back of me head I've got.I told you I could see you skulking about outside, like a skulking about sort of person.
My secret high-tech security camera easily caught you rustling about in the bushes - but don't worry, for a small fee I won't tell the other ladies what you were doing.
Dirty boy.
As for your not sleeping problem, I am glad you have told us because now we can work on a cure to help you sleep - for a nice long time.
Tsk, we are sooooooooo good to you.
Be warned - they like nothing better than a bit of female flesh (a bit more tender and chewy than the male equivalent). Tezza was the first to be informed hence his presence here earlier.
20-11-2018, 04:46 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Judd
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If you check the footage you will have seen me digging a moat and stocking it with crocodiles, hence me being covered in mud. Only I know the secret path through it which I will relate to the men on this thread via a PM. Be warned - they like nothing better than a bit of female flesh (a bit more tender and chewy than the male equivalent). Tezza was the first to be informed hence his presence here earlier.
I have come to the conclusion you are far too much trouble.
Your persistent cunning and devious plans to oust us ladies from our rightful place, is far beyond forgiveness and now. Even my gentle nature and tolerance is being pushed to the limit, Mr. Judd.
You have one last chance to make an effort to comply with our wishes, or, much as I rregret to say, you will be caught and exterminated.
20-11-2018, 05:16 PM
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Re: Last to post wins
Originally Posted by Mups
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I have come to the conclusion you are far too much trouble.Your persistent cunning and devious plans to oust us ladies from our rightful place, is far beyond forgiveness and now. Even my gentle nature and tolerance is being pushed to the limit, Mr. Judd.
You have one last chance to make an effort to comply with our wishes, or, much as I rregret to say, you will be caught and exterminated.
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