Re: My Mups . . . (Con't)
Ummm.....I didn't realise I had competition,Mups??? Surely you remember?
That night,as we stood on the verandah, gazing out across the moonlit slopes toward the beach, the surf softly breaking on the starlit sands as we stood, entranced by the beauty of nature-and you looked into my eyes, your radiant smile soft, sweet,feminine-and you murmured softly "Oh,Lord;my bladder's creaking!'' and let go of my hand, leaving me there on the verandah alone, lost in the wonder of your radiance, contemplating how such a beauteous, gentle,angelic icon of feminine gentility could possibly be real-and as I did so,I heard your enchanting voice,your musical,whimsical,enticing voice, say "There's no paper in here!"and with those words,the moment of magical bliss that has haunted my every thought ever since, was broken...but evermore,Mups will, to me,be the enchanting,wonderous,moonlit goddess who entered my life-and merely by doing so, stole my heart...