Daft Definitions
Can you think of any new dictionary definitions for words in the normal dictionary?
As examples: (taken from the Uxbridge dictionary as defined in the "Sorry I haven't a clue" radio show.)
Benign - what you are after you be right
Biased - having four buttocks
Icicles - what an Eskimo has between his legs
In denial - where some Egyptians wash their clothes
Incessant - an ant that sleeps with it's sister
Sago - a good way to start a race
Sanctity - a multiple breasted French woman
Satire - seated in a more elevated position
Satsuma - Japanese wrestling while sitting down
Tabby - a big church in Yorkshire
Taffeta - a Welsh goat's cheese
Any more ?