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27-04-2017, 11:57 AM
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I apply for shit stirrer. I hope I'll get it. Fingers crossed.
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27-04-2017, 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr Ploppy ->
I apply for shit stirrer. I hope I'll get it. Fingers crossed.

Oi you, get in line - join the queue!!!
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27-04-2017, 12:29 PM
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I would like to be Zoo Keeper !
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27-04-2017, 12:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr Ploppy ->
I apply for shit stirrer. I hope I'll get it. Fingers crossed.
Originally Posted by Uncle Joe ->
Oi you, get in line - join the queue!!!
That position is not available here... why not try the farm down the road ?
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27-04-2017, 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Twink55 ->
That position is not available here... why not try the farm down the road ?
You mean the funny farm where you live, Twinky?
I'm not quite ready for that one yet.
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27-04-2017, 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Mups ->
If there were staff vacancies to fill on here, which department would you like to in charge of?

JBR has said he would like to be 'Apostrophie's Manager.'
As 'Apostrophes Manager', I'm happy to begin my duties immediately!
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27-04-2017, 03:03 PM
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I think I would like to be in charge of behavior control in the men's department. I know it is hard work, but somebody has to do it
Judd, would you be good enough to deal with this Americanism, please?
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27-04-2017, 03:09 PM
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Judd, would you be good enough to deal with this Americanism, please?
He can't Mups has tied him up and put him in my cellar.
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27-04-2017, 03:51 PM
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We are filling vacancies quickly now, so anyone still interested, please apply a.s.a.p..

Now, according to my book, 10 positions have now been filled:


1. Chief Nit-picker - Mr. Judd
2. Witchfinder General - Sir Nom
3. Chief Stirrer - Mr. Plops
4. Smut Manager - Tpin
5. Politics - Lord Swimmy
6. Zoo Keeper - Miss Silver Tabby
7. Apostrophe Manager - Mr. JBR
8. Muslim Debates - Miss Julie
9. Pillow fluffer - Miss Art
10.Jail Keeper & Chief
Waffler - Miss Mups


There are a few vacancies still to be filled. We need:

1. Head of Diet and Food preparation
2. Head of Technology
3. Head of Leisure & Exercise - (naturally this applicant needs to be a splendid specimen of health and good looks)
4. Head of monitoring the TV & film sections.

Please only apply in writing.
Closing date for applications is Sunday 30th April.
Thank you.
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27-04-2017, 04:32 PM
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3. Head of Leisure & Exercise - (naturally this applicant needs to be a splendid specimen of health and good looks)
I think I'd be very appropriate for this but, unfortunately, I am already in position.
 
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