Re: Head of Department
We are filling vacancies quickly now, so anyone still interested, please apply a.s.a.p..
Now, according to my book, 10 positions have now been filled:
1. Chief Nit-picker - Mr. Judd
2. Witchfinder General - Sir Nom
3. Chief Stirrer - Mr. Plops
4. Smut Manager - Tpin
5. Politics - Lord Swimmy
6. Zoo Keeper - Miss Silver Tabby
7. Apostrophe Manager - Mr. JBR
8. Muslim Debates - Miss Julie
9. Pillow fluffer - Miss Art
10.Jail Keeper & Chief
Waffler - Miss Mups
There are a few vacancies still to be filled. We need:
1. Head of Diet and Food preparation
2. Head of Technology
3. Head of Leisure & Exercise - (naturally this applicant needs to be a splendid specimen of health and good looks)
4. Head of monitoring the TV & film sections.
Please only apply in writing.
Closing date for applications is Sunday 30th April.
Thank you.